I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
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Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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