That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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