hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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