i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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