Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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