In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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