we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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