Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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