I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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