I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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