i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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