wrigley field is MILF paradise
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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