I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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