I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize