Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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