Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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