he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My legs feel like baby dolphins
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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