just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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