how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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