Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
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is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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