yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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