Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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