He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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