this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I should be sponsored by Trojan
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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