NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
