So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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