i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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