in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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