dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I wish I only lived at night.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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