you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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