susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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