Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize