i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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