Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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