Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(718): View more from New York

i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite

(917): View more from New York City

get a pic

(718): View more from New York

i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that

(917): View more from New York City

i want ur life

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(718): i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite (917): get a pic (718): i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that (917): i want ur life http://tfl.nu/sg3n

Replies (25) Good night (2423) Bad night (384)
Favorite
(212): View more from New York

I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(212): I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland. http://tfl.nu/ca0n

Replies (71) Good night (29373) Bad night (1299) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(401): View more from Rhode Island

I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(401): I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on. http://tfl.nu/shul

Replies (22) Good night (4403) Bad night (1050) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(608): View more from Wisconsin

sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(608): sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself. http://tfl.nu/6c7w

Replies (26) Good night (9830) Bad night (1526) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(616): View more from Michigan

he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(616): he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail". http://tfl.nu/2qss

Replies (27) Good night (5330) Bad night (946) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(612): View more from Minnesota

drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(612): drunk taco night MLK would want it this way. http://tfl.nu/ye78

Replies (9) Good night (2600) Bad night (720) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(+25): View more from

We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+25): We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them? http://tfl.nu/7ecx

Replies (9) Good night (774) Bad night (2406) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really? http://tfl.nu/2oxm

Replies (15) Good night (959) Bad night (4838) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(517): View more from Michigan

I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(517): I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him. http://tfl.nu/gawh

Replies (5) Good night (2718) Bad night (551) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(802): View more from Vermont

I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(802): I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress' http://tfl.nu/zrhx

Replies (4) Good night (1276) Bad night (657) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know http://tfl.nu/k0hk

Replies (1) Good night (1232) Bad night (420)
Favorite
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(215): took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours http://tfl.nu/otx8

Replies (8) Good night (3109) Bad night (492) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(720): View more from Colorado

I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(720): I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom. http://tfl.nu/lin9

Replies (4) Good night (405) Bad night (1568) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(902): Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go http://tfl.nu/ajer

Replies (7) Good night (968) Bad night (272) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(414): View more from Wisconsin

She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(414): She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower http://tfl.nu/h8q1

Replies (1) Good night (256) Bad night (778) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: