my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?