I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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