i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
