my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
