But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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