her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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