I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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