i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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