its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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