i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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