he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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