I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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