Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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