So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I wish there were birth control emojis
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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