there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy