whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.