ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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