How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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