we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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