your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
How many fucks given?
0.12846
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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