New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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