I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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